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NATION FINALLY BREAKS DOWN AND BEGS ITS SMART PEOPLE TO JUST FIX EVERYTHING

By: 01-01-2015 Concurs: 29 Doubts: 30 Total Score: -1 Hunches: 0
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   By Prophet cassandra
 
TheOnion.com wrote this headline, not me - but I predict it will actually come true one day, in an example of life-imitates-parody: "WASHINGTON—Overwhelmed by the frustration of being utterly unable to solve any of the numerous difficult problems it faces, a worn-out nation finally broke down Thursday morning and begged its smart people to please just fix everything now. Admitting they had "absolutely no idea what the fuck [they were] doing," millions of Americans immediately ceased trying to manage the country's large-scale, ongoing disasters and pleaded with U.S. scientists, economists, educators, philosophers, and inventors to intervene and make things better again......" http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-finally-breaks-down-and-begs-its-smart-peop,26450/
 
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   By Prophet tdave365
 

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@cassandra: Pretty much anything the Onion comes up with eventually comes true, it seems. Very astute. ;)
 
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